The doctor told my mother I'm showing excellent development for a two year old and for kicks I've started messaging random chicks on myspace telling them to stay away from my boyfriend.
Then I pick some guy who's commented them and claim to be their closet gay lover.
This is why you don't see me getting bored and posting those stupid surveys. I already know who I am and I'm not booorrrriiinnnggggg.
I mean theres a couple of guys who want to smash me for claiming to be their gay lover, but hey. I know I'm an asshole. But i'm also free tonight.
But as part of my reintegration into the mainstream community I went to Birkenhead. I was amazed to find they live very much similarly to the way my people do in Grey Lynn, despite not living close to clubs and the kind of cafes where cool people hang out, they appear to live relatively normal lives.
We bought a new printer for work yesterday, so I built a base out of the box it came in in the hall. It has a docking bay for friendly spaceships, as well as a bunker I can get inside for when enemies attack.
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