Fruit Salad

Yummy yummy.

Pretty much.

I been Dr. Philling out on every fucker in sight this weekend. I see cats walking down the street and basically i’m all on them asking them whether they’re recognising the responsibilities they have in their relationships and the roles they’re playing there.

Even this massive samoan guy at the gas station who tried to take my place in the queue I addressed my issues toward him and challenged whether the expectations he was placing on me were realistic.

Yeah I’m getting a mortgage.

Hot, huh?

I’m turning into dad.

WOULD YOU BLOODY KIDS QUIETEN DOWN?!

Or the lot of ya’s will have a bloody thick ear!

oh wait that’s illegal now isn’t it?

gay

Fruit salad! Yummy yummy