Hate facebook

So I was on facebook.





- You can’t keep a good cyber stalker down -

There’s this guy I owe payback to for something that happend way back, so I was stalking away on facebook, hunting him down like a dog for the pain he visited upon my people, to y’know, strike him down and rain great vengeance upon him.





Nothing illegal! You don’t have to break the law to put people in misery.






(another good reason to be successful - paying back those who brought you suffering in kind. And no I don’t mean ex’s. Sheesh. I mean like thieves, perverts and attackers. Bad guys.



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when I notice - because I barely know how to use the fuckin thing - some hottie all messaged me last year about blah blah blah myspace did you have a good time at the gig last night rah rah rah . . .





- Green lights mean go -

and I’m like oh HOT

click on her . . .



on her pic

to see her profile to see if she’s single . . .





My options are:

1 - Add to friends
2 - Message
3 - View friends


No, you don’t understand me. I want to see her profile. I want to see if she’s single.





FACEBOOK, WHAT ABOUT "SEE IF IS SHE SINGLE?"

WHAT ABOUT FUCKING LOOK AT HER PROFILE TO SEE IF SHE’S SINGLE.





FACEBOOK, THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.






I’m astounded.

How much do I hate that website?