Opposite of Nickelback party

Opposite of Nickelback Party

That’s basically me really.

What kind of music am I into?

The opposite of NIckelback. That’s what I worked out.

Pretty much. The less something is like Nickelback then the more likely it is that I’ll probably be into it.

Having an opposite of NIckelback party would be awesome. Because it would probably be the best party ever.

As it turns out I AM having another of my parties @ Fu next SUNDAY - being that it is easter and we can do that . . .

unfortunately it’s not going to be an opposite of Nickelback party but however people are free to be as totally different from Nickelback as they like, in fact it is encouraged, and I am happy to announce there will be absolutely no Nickelback at my party.

It’s free. You just have to say you know me.

You should come because Fu bar is really nice, and we had really great party there last Waitangi day.

Meanwhile, Steve, my cat is becoming unbearable.

If like

a mate, started screaming his head off every time he walked in the door, I’d actually slap him and then start booting him if he didn’t stop.

Because Steve’s a cat, I can’t boot him, although he insists on running through the house screaming his head off at all hours for prolonged periods and he doesn’t shut up!

Why have girls got to be so smart arse?

Y’know every girl I know is like . . .

"Well, have you fed him?"

Like having a penis makes me some kind of retard.

Look it’s only been in the last couple of hundred years that we stopped making all the decisions so give us some credit.

We got as far as the fucking steam train without a great deal of input from chicks so you can assume that I know how to feed my fucking cat.

I gotta go do my radio show!!!!

Tune in to upfm. dj for the stream from 4pm!!!!